PM Raila Odinga and DPM Uhuru Kenyatta, both with their ODM and TNA parties are tribal chieftains in Luo and Kikuyu tribes respectively. |
I was drinking recently in a bar with a
Luhya friend when our discussion took a political detour. Somewhere in the
course of our conversation, I heard him mention that Kikuyus and Luos would be
to blame in event that Kenya elects an inefficacious president.
I sought to know why my tribe and our
lakeside brothers and sisters would carry the blame for such a national
disaster. In response he said that the arrogance of the Kikuyu and Luo nations
had brought the predicament of hopelessness that now stares the nation in the
eye.
He told me that the Agikuyu have two of
the best presidential candidates but the larger
kikuyu populace has unanimously thrown their weight behind the pinnacle of
kikuyu elite impunity by endorsing Uhuru Kenyatta.
According to my Luhya friend, Peter
Kenneth and Martha Karua are two of the best
presidential candidates for the country but the Kikuyus have refused to elevate
either of the two to the Kikuyu Chiefdom, which would have automatically
boosted their election to statehouse since they enjoy support across the Kenyan
tribal divide.
Back in my home county of Kirinyaga where
one of the presidential candidates, Martha Karua hails from, there is a general
displeasure among the locals that one of their daughters has sought the
presidential vote in clear disregard of the Son of Jomo whom they have already
anointed president.
The general feeling there is that Martha
Karua would do the country more good if she contested the Gichugu parliamentary
seat or the Kirinyaga County senatorship, rather than heralding herself to
political oblivion by fighting a losing battle.
The story is the same for Peter Kenneth
whom the entire nation acclaims for his track record of development in his
Gatanga constituency. Majority of his constituents have already endorsed him as
the most preferred candidate for the Murang’a County Governorship, though they
have shortsighted his presidential bid.
When Rafael Tuju was the MP for Rarieda
he went to the history books of Nyanza as one of the best parliamentarians that
Rariedans had ever elected. In just five years his development record was
speaking for itself. Tables only turned against him when he vied his reelection
on a PNU ticket, something unheard of in Nyanza.
Nothing in the world seems to convince
even the Rariedans to even vote him in as MP unless he endorses Raila Odinga for the presidency, let alone his attempt
to feature in the presidential ballot paper.
The case was the same with former Tetu MP and Noble Peace winner who lost her seat because she couldn't stand the wave of Kibaki's popularity and her continous call against corruption and nepotism in the government.
As I resumed drinking with another sip of
my beer I realized that my Luhya friend actually had a point. If either Martha
Karua or Peter Kenneth got the endorsement of the Kikuyus and Tuju got the nod
of the Luo and the two candidates went for the presidency and running mate
together, Kenya would have a better president than the one we are likely to
vote in next year.
But Uhuru, with his rising stakes backed
by his theory of the Kikuyu martyr being persecuted at The Hague will never let
Kenneth or Karua sit on his Agikuyu throne. Neither will Raila abandon his
Jakom’s throne to Tuju or any other Luo.
For Uhuru it is all about protecting
himself being the custodian to the loot of his dad and company, and other
Kikuyu and Kalenjin elite who illegitimately amassed wealth during the Moi
regime.
For Raila, relinquishing the Luo chiefdom
to another Luo would take from his hands the golden opportunity he has tasted
in barely 5 years of handpicking family members and entrenching them into
appointive positions including his own sisters brothers and cousins.
Is there something common between Raila
and Uhuru? Yes, they are both merchants of impunity. While Uhuru seeks to
become the gatekeeper to ensure that only members of the House of Mumbi loot
the nation, Raila will leave no stone unturned to see to it that everybody from
his lineage is appointed somewhere.
Now we the Kikuyus and Luos can’t endorse
the better candidates for the presidential job. So why can’t Raila and Uhuru
run together? They would make a winning combination with other likeminded
tribal kingpins anyway.
That way they would have their way and we
would resume our complaints of ‘Serikali ifanye kitu’ as we await
another election to vote in troublemakers again.
The writer studies communication
and media at Maseno University wilsonmurimi@yahoo.com
Real funny this one!
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