BY MWANGI WILSON MURIMI
A
lady made a hilarious exhibition when she overtly acclaimed her
rapists, terming them as the most proficient men she had ever witnessed
since her husband’s death.
The
widow, who sells vegetables on the Muthece market of Kirinyaga County
and who is known to operate her business only in the evening, made the
shocking revelation, terming the perceivably fateful day as a godsend
which she had awaited for ages.
She
even went on to say that she envied her colleagues who devoured honey
on a daily basis, while she had to contend with her interminable crave
since the death of her husband.
Her
recount particularly evoked thunderous laughter when she certified her
rapists’ skill as the only true match of her late husband’s stamina.
Waylaid in coffee bush
The
rapists, whom she alleged had waylaid her in a coffee bush on her way
home, reportedly accosted her and dragged her into the bush and carried
out the contemptible act, but which she says she will live to recount.
“Ngumwira ndirathiururukagio uu nou, nii ndire ndaigua wega uguo kuma muthuri wakwa akua (I
was turned over and over. I have never felt that good since my husband
died),” said the woman sensationalizing her description with facetious
dramatization.
The
shocking account riveted many listeners most of who were her regular
evening customers. The attentive audience occasionally told her to
repeat some of the scenes, which she instantly did with great
enthusiasm.
Lady running the show
While
none of her engrossed audience made any attempt to stop her from
divulging her great exhilaration, her business rivals, most of who were
angered by the inexplicably large number of customers she had
attracted, openly decried her ‘open lack of manners’.
“Icio ni ndetu iriku urahiana na kwina ciana?
(what sorts of stories are you narrating even among children?)” decried
one rival. The outspoken lady, however, booed her detractors with an
open rhetoric that the account may have been no news to the present
teenagers.
Asked
to disclose who her rapists were, she simply said she never marked any
of their faces since she was so elated by the action to care about to
discern them during the action.
While
some blushed off the story as facetious, a rumour later circulated that
an alcoholic duo had conducted the ordeal and had been avoiding her for
fear that she would shame them. She had however openly pledged a reward
to her anonymous supermen, whom she had nicknamed ‘Machineries’.
